I was on the ASIST course in Aberdeen and we broke for lunch and the young lad next to me said, "How do you know if someone is a vegan?" Then the lady next to him laughed and said, "Because they tell you!" Then both burst out laughing, explained the joke and joined me at the canteen, hoping for an exciting vegan option. Below is the Doric translation.
Ah wis on the ASIST course in Aiberdeen an we runtit fur lunch an the young loon neist tae me said, "Foo div ye ken if someone is a vegan?"
Then the quine neist tae him laughed an said, "Kis they tell ye!"
Then baith burst oot laughing, explained the joke, an joined me aat the canteen hoping fur an exciting vegan option.
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